Facts that became real the day I have been changed into a mum (part 1)

1. Never say never

2. Don't judge other parents, particularly based on the first impression. You don't know the whole story

3. Going to the toilets alone won’t happen again. Never ever

4. Dry shampoo is the best invention ever and every new mum should leave the hospital with a free bottle

5. If you don’t follow a routine, then you’re screwed

6. The day you’ll change your routine a little bit, you’re going to pay for it for the next couple of days

7. You will do some dirty stuff. And you won’t see the problem. You won’t even care

8. You won’t know what you want for Christmas or your birthday anymore. You’ll get overly excited if you get some kids books or a Peppa pig doll

9. You will lose all your objectivity and think that your kid is the best in the whole world. Most beautiful, cutest, funniest, cleverest, nicest, easiest, blablabla

10. If you take a plane, people will look at you in the queue thinking “Oh please please please, please, I don’t want to be next to them!!!!”

11. Everywhere you'll go, the mess will follow

YES, LIFE WITH KIDS IS FUN